Today I went to Subway.

There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”

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secretsofa-wallflower:

So I’m going to school extra early tomorrow to post these all around school in protest of the dress code crack down…

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Timestamp: 1411798673

secretsofa-wallflower:

So I’m going to school extra early tomorrow to post these all around school in protest of the dress code crack down…

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joaquinguzmanloera:

pinches ganas de estar en Mexico 🌹

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humor-us:

it could be raining men and i’d still be single

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bookmad:

never-not-reblog:

mmc028:

so halloween is coming…

imageoh no…

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this is not hoW ITS SUPPOSED TO BE!

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NOOOOOOOOOO

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PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT HAPPENING

Sexy Olaf?????

it’s going to be way too cold for this shit

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blasian-aesthetics:

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

😂😂😂😂

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Timestamp: 1411798263

blasian-aesthetics:

airikjeong:

So my Chemistry teacher has an Asian grading scale…

  • A - Average
  • B - Below Average 
  • C - Can’t eat dinner
  • D - Don’t come home
  • F - Find a new family

😂😂😂😂

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
[x]

That third gif also sums up the reason why so many queer women in fiction get treated like shit and why we barely get acknowledged as existing at all

These pathetic excuses for writers have no idea how to write a woman who doesn’t want to fuck a man

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Timestamp: 1411586613

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

deltaqoodrem:

Michelle Rodriguez laying down truths
[x]

That third gif also sums up the reason why so many queer women in fiction get treated like shit and why we barely get acknowledged as existing at all

These pathetic excuses for writers have no idea how to write a woman who doesn’t want to fuck a man

(Source: illeitherbeapumpkinorawitch, via onefitmodel)